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Tudo começa quando Vicente Mais ou Menos de Souza parte uma perna na frustrada tentativa de imitar a pose do Cláudio Ramos na “Tertúlia Cor-de-rosa”.

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Vicente Mais ou Menos de Souza- Sim. Realmente ela é muito estúpida. Ao menos disso estamos todos de acordo ein? Ein?..

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Vicente Mais ou Menos de Souza- E aquela música? La Isla Bonita”? Nem sequer é um sítio real! Não existe. Procurei no google earth e nada. Nem na net aparece.


Adoração Arabites- Então isso faz dela também uma mentirosa!


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Vicente Mais ou Menos de Souza- …horrível…

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Vicente Mais ou Menos de Souza- Então e o Badaró?

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Adoração Arabites- Não. Ele também! Eu li em qualquer lado. Acho que foi na revista “Coisas”… Não.. não. Foi no jornal “A Bola”! Numa crónica do Baptista Bastos! Parece que o tipo está a viver na arrecadação das ferramentas no quintal de um vendedor de beringelas vesgo paraguaio.

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Vicente Mais ou Menos de Souza- Quem? A Madonna? Se a Madonna o estropiava? Sim. Claro que sim. É uma questão de chatear o paizinho.

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